We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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