it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
