The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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