I'm jealous of your bromance
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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