I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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