I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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