I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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