i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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