His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
