i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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