This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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