I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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