This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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