these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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