You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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