i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
