at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if only i could text you this smell
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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