Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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