shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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