No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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