Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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