New low: just hacked my moms facebook
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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