Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Come see our sink grown plant.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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