the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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