she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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