Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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