We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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