I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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