YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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