If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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