i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I need water and some morals
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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