You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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