is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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