Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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