these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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