Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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