Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I wish I only lived at night.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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