your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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