Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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