at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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