I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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