I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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