I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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