if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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