My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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