Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
