That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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