a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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