Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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