her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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