I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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