Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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