I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
be right there i have to get my cape
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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