sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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