I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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