Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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