Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
