My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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