Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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